Sun, 29 March 2009
 With John's laptop on life support, I'm temporarily coming out of
retirement to provide some texty Lost reviews. If ever there was occasion to describe new content as 'filler', this is it ladies and gents.
The last Lost review I threw together was for seminal Desmond episode The Constant (with The Other Woman tacked on as an afterthought). It's been over a year since that post made nary a
splash in the podcasting pool, so let's see if 365+ days of C# and SQL has dulled my thirst for mild speculation and fanboyish whining...
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Lost - 5x10 - He's Our You
Summary: Sayid's separation from Jack, Kate and Hurley upon arrival in 1977
forces Sawyer to imprison him as a Hostile. While Dharma try to decide what to do about their supposedly broken truce, Sawyer and Sayid take strikingly
different approaches to resolving matters. In flashback, Sayid recalls how Ben shaped his post-island life by bringing an innate talent to the
surface.
Likes: So
very glad the traditional flashback structure hasn't been forgotten about. Whether or not this is the beginning of a resurgence or just a convenient
relapse I wouldn't like to guess, but it bodes reasonably well for Daniel and Miles who have each yet to have their solo moment in the sun (I think we
can probably say Charlotte's chances are slim to none...). Gaps in the narrative are efficiently plugged with each fragment of backstory, showing the
changing face of Sayid Jarrah along the way while also managing to squeeze in a little homage to classic Eko ep The 23rd Psalm. The on-island
A-plot has its moments too, in particular a chilling reappearance for Roger 'Workman' Linus and of course the final scene in which Sayid decides to test
the universe's proficiency in course correction. Dharma stalwarts Radzinsky and Horace are both excellent in their supporting roles, and our
fore-knowledge of their grim futures makes Sayid's drug-induced confession all the more satisfying and believably unbelievable.
A quantum of solace? Dislikes: Conventional flashbacks may be back, but as for their actual effectiveness the jury
is out. I was never particularly convinced by Sayid's transformation into 007-esque assassin, despite The Economist being a highlight of last
season. He's Our You seeks to establish via flashback that Sayid has always been a killer, even if a reluctant one, but to my mind the
cumulative flashback content of the first three seasons doesn't give this impression at all. He was a soldier, yes, but a far cry from a cold-blooded
killer. He was a torturer, yes, but it was neither something he sought out nor something he revelled in. His one on-screen kill pre-island is to
facilitate the escape of the love of his life. Fair enough, the death of said love of his life was supposed to be the motivation for his future killings,
but given his normal sceptical stance it's hard to believe anything Ben could say would have convinced him to go off the rails. In other bad news,
Sawyer's comment to Sayid that Oldham is 'our you' rings somewhat false given that his sole contribution to proceedings was to feed Sayid a drugged sugar
cube. You'd think Sawyer would be able to make a better comparison after experiencing the old bamboo-behind-the-fingernails routine firsthand. And one
final quibble: no Desmond for the third ep running and, more surprisingly, no Locke for the second ep running
Musings: The first time I saw this episode it hadn't occured to me that Sayid
didn't know he was in 1977 until meeting young Ben at the end of Namaste, which just goes to show that even the most ardent fans can miss
massive plot details if they're not concentrating. As far as where things can go from here, I'd say the two most likely options are for Ben to be cured
by the island or for Jin to wake up and whisk him back to Dharmaville just in time for Jack to bust out some mad surgery skills. Option 2 is probably the
current frontrunner for me, not least because it echoes Jack reluctantly operating on Ben in season 3 and the Lost writers will seize upon any excuse for
a little echoing. On the other hand, Jack has just been inducted as a janitor, so maybe the good Dharma folks won't be too quick to let him loose on
mini-Ben with scalpel in hand. Either way, I can only presume our Losties will continue to ride the deterministic wave, secure in the knowledge that
Whatever Happened, Happened.
Overall: A solid episode, providing a logical continuation of
Namaste while at the same time throwing us off into an exciting new tangent.
Rating: It's been so long since my last review the station count is now up to a nice round 10. Applying a suitably convoluted
alogrithm to upscale from 7 to 10 means that He's Our You receives 6 out of 10 DHARMA Stations
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Tue, 11 March 2008
 DESMOND! PHYSICS!
DESMOND AND PHYSICS!
Okay so I'm well over a week late...but honestly, who wouldn't want to spend a little time rehashing
the best episode of the season so far (even sans mp3) ?
In the intervening time we've also had a slightly less exciting episode, The Other Woman.
Since I'm way overdue with both of these, and running short on time (so short this post has no
accompanying images!), I'll abbreviate as much as pssble.
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Lost - 4x05 - The Constant
Likes: Who can argue with
answers? Speculation about the unusual temporal state the island seems to be in has been widespread
since very early in the show's run, so it's extremely pleasing to have some of the details fleshed
out and, in the same episode no less, have characters on the island verbally acknowledge the
situation. The editing and acting were both very effective in creating a sense of urgency as Desmond
raced to save himself from the condition to which Minkowski ultimately succumbed, and yet the slower
moments between Desmond and father and daughter Widmore were equally well crafted. Minkowski himself
was an excellent guest character, serving his purpose admirably while not lingering on to further
expand the outward-spiralling cast list.
Dislikes: Not a whole lot
to complain about this week. Sure, some characters (*cough* Sun and Jin *cough*) were absent again,
but when the main story is this interesting it's not really an issue. My only real problem with
The Constant is the precise nature of Desmond's movements in time. Each jump back to the
past lasts exactly the right amount of time for him to complete his particular objective, whether
that be a few minutes to phone Penny or several hours to take the train down to Oxford to meet
Daniel. Of course, it may transpire that the island (or some other agency) had some kind of control
over his flashing back, but within the confines of the episode it was portrayed as more of a random
effect.
Overall: Almost certainly
the best episode of the season thus far, although I don't think I'd rate it above last year's first
Desmond jaunt, Flashes Before Your Eyes.
Rating: 6 out of 7 DHARMA Stations
Well it has taken some time but we finally learned what happened to the helicopter. I was pretty sure
that it would tie into the the fact that there is a time differnce from the freighter and the island,
but was very interested to see how it was resolved. The Constant ended up being a Desmond
centric story and it touched on the idea of time travel just as Flashes Before Your Eyes did in
season 3.
I really enjoyed this episode and found myself on the edge of my seat a number of
times. It was interesting to see the younger version of Daniel and how he reacted to Desmond being
there. All the time travel stuff was fun as well, as I always get a kick out of those sorts of
stories. The only dissapointment was that there was so little activity on the island, but given that
the audience has been wondering about Sayid and Desmond I suppose it was fair enough to focus on them
for the episode.
The Constant scores 6 out of 7 DHARMA Stations.
Lost - 4x06 - The Other Woman
Likes: The whispers are
back, which is a nice reminder to all us Lost-lifers that certain unresolved mythology plot points
haven't been forgotten about. Also back is the great tradition of guest actors returning to play now
deceased characters - The Other 48 Days was probably my number one episode from S2, so
seeing Goodwin's involvement in the Juliet-Ben back story fleshed out was pleasing.
Dislikes: Unfortunately
this week's island A-plot involved a sequence of coincidental meetings in random jungle clearings.
Why Daniel and Charlotte decided to keep it a secret that they were saving everyone's lives is beyond
me - it might have been believable if it were Charlotte alone (in which case we could assume she was
lying), but Daniel seems to have good intentions and no desire to hurt the castaways. Juliet's back
story also wasn't that interesting, despite the A Tale of Two Cities and The Other 48
Days connections. Could a more involving story have been on the cards before Nestor Carbonell
(Richard) became unavailable? Who knows, but surely to goodness if you're doing an Others flashback
you just gotta have Ethan in there!
Overall: A disappoint
comedown from The Constant, but perhaps it would be unfair to expect more at this stage of
the season.
Rating: 3 out of 7 DHARMA Stations
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Tue, 26 February 2008
  Lost audio reviews: back for one week only!
Despite my optimism, it'll be back to a text review for the next episode since I'll be out of town. In the meantime, here's 30 minutes of speculative (and somewhat hoarse) chatter on the specialist subject of "Eggtown - Parenthood and the Oceanic 6".
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Wed, 20 February 2008
 No podcast this
week (again) because I had a bit of a throat thing going on (again) over the weekend, and the review
is late because...well...I'm just writing it now.
The Economist is this week's ep, and with a nice, obscure-sounding title I was bound to
enjoy it. Factor in that it was Sayid's turn to take centre stage and it's high fives all
round. The end of the writer's strike has thrown up the possibility of 5 more new episodes
of Lost being produced this season, bringing the total to 13. Chances are there will be a long break
before the new batch air though.
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Lost - 4x03 - The Economist
Lost Lesson of the Day: Ben is a big fat liar.
Happenings: I'll forgo a
summary this week in the interests of getting this written before a new episode airs. On island,
people wander back and forth in the jungle. In flash forward, Sayid is both a badass and a
sucker.
"I'm Sayid - do you like my hair?" Likes: Sayid has one of the most
interesting back stories, and yet he hasn't exactly been in the limelight the last couple of seasons.
The simple fact that he is one of the 'Oceanic 6' is enough of a twist for me, not least because I
assumed the pre-titles sequence was a flash back when it began. Hopefully this device will
allow him to be drawn more into the flashforward A-story concerning Jack's desire to return to the
island. This week's flashforward is a bit more self-contained than I'd hoped for, but it was still
fairly strong and it's early days yet. The fact that Ben will leave the island in the future is
enough of a hook for now, but I'll be disappointed if we don't see other members of the 6 crossing
paths in a more purposeful manner soon. The on-island highlight was Daniel's experiment.
It's great to finally have someone on the island who can start actively trying to figure the place
out - a role Sayid explored to a small extent in season 1, but was soon diverted away from. Granted,
Daniel might not want to call in the airstrike quite so close to the precious helicopter next time,
but hey the guy's a physicist so he gets at least one mulligan per episode in my book.
The art of waiting Dislikes: The island A-story was a little
underwhelming, with Sayid trudging to the barracks and back only to be duped by Hurley of all people,
but I guess it's only fair that the writers try and curb the accuracy of Sayid's intution a little -
he's been right about so much it's hard to imagine people following Jack and Locke when they've got
such a prescient alternative. Likewise, the island B-story was stretched to breaking point - yes,
it's nice to hear Jack's baseball callback, and Frank is hard to dislike, but you'd think these
people would be going crazy standing around for hours at a time while there's a functioning
helicopter not 10 yards away.
Rating: 5 out of 7 DHARMA Stations
Predictions: Jeff Fahey
(Frank) is the only one of the four new arrivals to be listed in the guest cast instead of the main
credits, which leads me to believe that he'll be disappearing for a while as of next episode and
Sayid and Des will be disappearing with him. I'm guessing it'll be episode 6 at least before we see
the freighter, which would be a shame really because the shot of the helicopter veering away from the
island had a similar effect on me as that of the raft in season 1 - that sense that the show is
going somewhere!
I think you have to go back to Enter 77 to find another Sayid centric episode so I was interested to
see what we were going to learn about him this time around. He comes up with a plan to get Charlotte
back and asks the freighter people if they will take him to the ship - they agree on the condtion
that Miles tags along on the trip. It was quite interesting to see the effect the island had on the
package that was sent from the ship: there's a time diffence between the Island and the freighter.
There was also a nice reference back to the end of season 2 about leaving the island and having to
stay on course or bad things could happen.
Likes: I enjoyed seeing
Sayid in assassin mode, Jack and Kates little chat at the start of the episode, and also the big
reveal at the end concerning Ben. The flashforwards were good and especially the ones toward the end
of the episode, which seemed to be connected with this season's story arc.
Dislikes: I didn't think Hurley's
betrayal worked that well in that it seemed they were forcing the conflict between him and Locke - it
just didn't seem to ring true with Hurley's character. Sun and Jin again have been pretty much left
out again, with the freighter people taking up a lot of room.
The Economist rates 4 out of 7 DHARMA Stations.
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Sun, 10 February 2008
 And our streak of
weekly Lost podcasts ends at...um...one. Oh well, we had a good run...
This week's episode, Confirmed Dead, didn't interest me nearly as much as last week's, so
perhaps it's fitting that it should be the first to fall by the audio wayside. With the writers'
strike possibly at an end, there may still be hope (blindly optimistic or otherwise) for the season
to be completed and aired the way it was intended - 16 consecutive episodes. More episodes means more
chance of the odd podcast falling through the cracks, so with that in mind I'm instituting a radical
new policy of subsitute textual reviews. Yes, while I may not have enjoyed Confirmed Dead
enough to chat about it, I can still muster up the will to write about it!
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Lost - 4x02 - Confirmed Dead
Sometimes it's hard to know what the writers of Lost are thinking. Okay, so it's
always hard to know what the writers of Lost are thinking, but this week there were more
"Seriously?!" moments than usual. Let's take a closer look...
Locke considers
Charlotte Happenings:
On island, the action centres around the arrival of four of Naomi's colleagues: Daniel Faraday, Miles
Straume, Charlotte Staples Lewis and Frank Lapidus. Despite Jack's previous conviction that rescue
was imminent, relations get off to a shaky start when it's revealed that Daniel is carrying a gun.
Shakier still is their first encounter with Miles, who brandishes his own firearm and accuses Kate of
killing Naomi. The hostilities are tempered slightly, however, when Miles seemingly communes with
Naomi's spirit and confirms Kate's story implicating Locke. Reinforcements arrive from the beach in
the form of Juliet and Sayid, and the group head out to find the other parachutees. Helicopter pilot
Frank turns up unharmed, crucially with his helicopter in similar condition, but Charlotte has the
(mis?)fortune of landing nearest to Locke's ragtag group of rebels on their way to the barracks. Ben
shoots Charlotte. Charlotte's wearing a bulletproof vest. Locke smacks Ben around. Ben explains what
the new arrivals want: him.
In flashback, we're given snatches of back story on Daniel, Miles, Charlotte and Frank.
Daniel weeps uncontrollably at footage of the 'wreckage' of Oceanic 815, without knowing why. Miles
convinces a boy's ghost to stop haunting his grandmother, slyly pocketing said ghost's hidden cash
stash in the process. In Tunisia, Charlotte bribes her way onto an archaelogical dig and unearths
some Dharma branded evening wear. Unconvinced by the underwater crash footage, Frank calls the
Oceanic hotline to contest its authenticity. In a meeting with Matthew Abaddon, Naomi questions
whether her four new colleagues are up to the task ahead.
The helicopter
survives! Likes: It
was an unusual move to dive straight into the identities of the 'rescue' team, and a welcome one -
the season 2 premiere introduced Desmond, but it was 20+ episodes later before we were treated to his
first flashback. Short-term questions are answered fairly comprehensively, most notably that the
freighter has brought these people on a mission to locate Ben. Less clear is what they're supposed to
do with him, although the shadowy meeting between Naomi and Abaddon towards the end gives the
impression that Ben has made it onto yet another enemies list. There are a few nice lighter moments -
Jack winking at Kate, Frank being welcomed to the island by a cow - but also the odd telling comment,
particularly Sawyer's warning to Locke that Ben has already planned their undoing. The fact that the
helicopter survived intact is a more interesting proposition than the alternative (remember how long
Desmond's boat lasted last season?), although whether it will remain in good condition much longer,
or indeed ever return from the freighter, is anyone's guess.
Dislikes: With 12 main
characters and plenty of recurring guests surviving from last season, what the show did not need this
year was 3 new regulars (Daniel, Miles and Charlotte) arriving simultaneously. Factor in Michael's
return to the main cast and you can probably anticipate many more episodes in which central
characters don't appear at all - Desmond, Sun and Jin were this week's screentime casualties. The
recurring guests don't stop coming either, with Frank making his first appearance and Abaddon popping
up again. Even Naomi managed a posthumous flashback. It all adds up to a rather unsatisfying package
as Jack, Kate and Locke monopolise proceedings and the likes of Claire and Hurley simply nod along in
the background.
Miles at
workAs much as I like the idea of changing up the execution of the flashback device,
debuting 4 new characters in the same episode was a strange choice. Only Miles really gets anything
to significantly flesh out his character; Daniel - who you would think would be our way into the
group, as Jack and Juliet have been before him - gets only a few seconds, interesting though they may
be. Focussing on Daniel may have been the more conventional approach, but then there's a good reason
for certain conventions. Sharing out the flashbacks amongst a group of characters is a nice idea, but
it should have been saved for later in the season, when we might have more reason to care about these
people.
Of course, this wouldn't be a proper rant if I didn't bring up accents. As good as Lost is
at breaking down character conventions, Confirmed Dead introduces us to yet another
hard-headed, well-spoken, English anthropologist. Essex must be absolutely crawling with them!
Lastly, do we really need to see Ben being violently beaten again? Jack gave him a kicking
in both Through the Looking Glass and The Beginning of the End, and this week
Sawyer gets his licks in twice. Please people, give the poor evil genius a break.
Rating: 3 out of 7 DHARMA Stations
General Reaction:
Well 2 episodes into the fourth season and the writers have had to set up some new characters. I
suppose when you kill off Charlie and a few of the Others you're going to need to do that.
For me, the episode was treading water even though we learnt a lot about the people from
the freighter. It will be interesting to see wether the helicopter manages to remain intact, as Locke
seems intent on keeping himself and the rest of group on the island. I'm looking forward to seeing
how this season plays out and eagerly anticipating the moment when Jack, Kate and Hugo leave the
island. Confirmed Dead rates 4 out of 7 DHARMA Stations.

Points of Interest:
- SF versus F - It looks like the supernatural themes brought to
the fore in last week's episode are being taken forward fairly rapidly. Does this mean that I was
wrong and Hurley was really talking to Charlie's ghost?
- Ghost Whisperer - Characters who can see the future are pretty
common in SF, but Desmond's abilities have been handled in quite an original way thus far. Characters
who can see/talk to ghosts are equally common (Matthew Fox played one in Haunted back in 2002), so
let's hope Miles's talents are taken in new directions too.
- Dharma dig - The apperance of the Hydra logo at the
archaeological site suggests Dharma's roots run a lot deeper than the research commune Ben grew up
in.
- Not Penny's Boat - We now know why Naomi's people came to the
island, but if Ben is all they want then what do they need an anthropologist and a physicist for? Is
this some sort of attempt to resurrect the Initiative?
- POV - Drew Goddard, writer of hand-held monster movie
Cloverfield, co-penned this episode as well as Lost Moment #13. Both feature first person camerawork,
from Daniel and Vincent's perspectives respectively (!).
Points of Contention:
- Before the watershed - Would a TV station really get away with
showing footage of decomposed corpses from an air disaster during the day? Would they even get away
with showing the same at night?
- Work clothes - Why is Daniel dressed in a shirt and tie? Are the
costume department simply bored of dressing people in grubby t-shirts, or is there something to be
gleaned from Dan's attire?
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Tue, 5 February 2008
  CANNONBALL!!!
As if anyone needed any reminder, Lost is back. 7 months to wait and scarcely 7 weeks worth of episodes to look forward to, so Stu and Gary make sure they get in on the ground floor with a wander through the season premiere, The Beginning of the End. Besides a little flash-forward confusion, it's business as usual.
No spoilers, as long as you don't count inferences made by reading the opening credits...
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Thu, 14 June 2007
   What do you do when there are no new Lost episodes to review? Rehash the ones you've already seen of course! With that in mind, the three of us embark on a Greatest Hits tour of Season 3, picking our many highlights across a range of categories and awarding one or two wooden spoons to break up the gushing.
Note: The Stu and Gary half of this episode was recorded around a week before the Stu and John half, and in an unprecedented turn of bad luck, 12 planes flew over Stu's house throughout the hour. Most of them were easily edited out, but one or two low rumbles survive.
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Wed, 6 June 2007
  No. More. Lost. Till. 2008.
AUGH!!!
Despite their anguish, Stu and Gary manage to compose themselves long enough to record a farewell podcast for the final episode, Through the Looking Glass. Even though the finale was a double-length episode, we somehow trimmed this review down to only a few minutes longer than The Man Behind the Curtain podcast. How? Probably by missing out lots of crucial discussion points, but hey, we're still in shock/denial/grief here okay?
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Wed, 16 May 2007
  Well I tried to get this episode edited up well in advance of tonight's US airing of episode 21, and um... I got the 'in advance' part right. I'll work on the 'well' for next week...
So... The Man Behind the Curtain. What can you say? This one had it all. Father issues in the flashback, a magic circle, gas masks, hand-carved birthday presents, a mass grave. Oh and 11 frames of Jacob.
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Thu, 10 May 2007
  Inevitability won out, forcing Stu and Gary to leapfrog 8 episodes of Lost and land smack in the middle of The Brig. Let's face it, we were deluded if we thought we had a hope of catching up, even with squeezing two episodes into each review. Not to neglect our responsibilities entirely, here are Stu's insightful one-word reviews of the missing 8:
Enter 77: Good.
Par Avion: Excellent.
The Man from Tallahassee: Excellent.
Exposé: Razzledazzle!
Left Behind: Meh.
One of Us: Good.
Catch-22: Desmond!
D.O.C.: Meh.
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